My other things:
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and thebachelorlife.tumblr.com

 

I directed and edited this thing (doy)! It’s fun and short! Go ahead, treat yourself!

katpalardy:

BODEGA: The first official release of our new production company DUDE TAKE DUDE. This sketch was directed and edited by The Onion’s Sascha Stanton-Craven.

‘PBQ’ Contributor and ‘Colbert Report’ Writer Dan Guterman has Humor Piece published in ‘The New Yorker’!

pendulousbreastsquarterly:

Click the image above to read “New Optical Illusions”; it is very, very funny. And, as always, you can purchase Pendulous Breasts Quarterly here to read Mr. Guterman’s story entitled “The New Game Of Life.”

Hoora Guterman!

I mean, this is great. 

oh-rebecca:

EVERYONE HAS TO WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE. 

(Source: yearofrebecca)

whiteoutnews:

OBAMA SETS GOAL OF FUNNEST, SPOOKIEST VOODOO SLUMBER PARTY EVER
Characterizes His Vision as a Spirit ‘Looking For a Sharon, But it’s a Friendly Spirit.’
In his slumber party seance Tuesday, President Obama presented a list of ladies who might have crushes on him. 

whiteoutnews:

OBAMA SETS GOAL OF FUNNEST, SPOOKIEST VOODOO SLUMBER PARTY EVER

Characterizes His Vision as a Spirit ‘Looking For a Sharon, But it’s a Friendly Spirit.’

In his slumber party seance Tuesday, President Obama presented a list of ladies who might have crushes on him. 

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Kelly sings a beautiful, seductive song about bad smells!

kellysingsong:

In this next song, a charismatic man in his mid-30s invites a beautiful woman he’s been seeing back to his apartment for sex… or so he hopes.

SONG: “Back at my Place” by David Pickard

Cake fight photo, courtesy of Ryan. With me, Dan, and Moujan. And so much cake.
thelifeofryan:


So I helped out a little at a music video shoot in Park Slope with some friends tonight, which ended in a choreographed cake fight.  Good times.

Cake fight photo, courtesy of Ryan. With me, Dan, and Moujan. And so much cake.

thelifeofryan:

So I helped out a little at a music video shoot in Park Slope with some friends tonight, which ended in a choreographed cake fight.  Good times.


me: anna kendrick objectively looks like female adam scott, right? like, if you put a wig on adam scott and he had just shavedbobbyfinger: hahahahhaaphotoshop ittest your theory

me: anna kendrick objectively looks like female adam scott, right?
 like, if you put a wig on adam scott 
and he had just shaved
bobbyfinger: hahahahhaa
photoshop it
test your theory

(Source: drinkyourjuice)