My other things:
whiteoutnews.tumblr.com
and thebachelorlife.tumblr.com
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Elegant.
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I directed and edited this thing (doy)! It’s fun and short! Go ahead, treat yourself!
BODEGA: The first official release of our new production company DUDE TAKE DUDE. This sketch was directed and edited by The Onion’s Sascha Stanton-Craven.
Some of these are inspired.
Click the image above to read “New Optical Illusions”; it is very, very funny. And, as always, you can purchase Pendulous Breasts Quarterly here to read Mr. Guterman’s story entitled “The New Game Of Life.”
Hoora Guterman!
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OBAMA SETS GOAL OF FUNNEST, SPOOKIEST VOODOO SLUMBER PARTY EVER
Characterizes His Vision as a Spirit ‘Looking For a Sharon, But it’s a Friendly Spirit.’
In his slumber party seance Tuesday, President Obama presented a list of ladies who might have crushes on him.
Kelly sings a beautiful, seductive song about bad smells!
In this next song, a charismatic man in his mid-30s invites a beautiful woman he’s been seeing back to his apartment for sex… or so he hopes.
SONG: “Back at my Place” by David Pickard
Cake fight photo, courtesy of Ryan. With me, Dan, and Moujan. And so much cake.
So I helped out a little at a music video shoot in Park Slope with some friends tonight, which ended in a choreographed cake fight. Good times.
me: anna kendrick objectively looks like female adam scott, right?
like, if you put a wig on adam scott
and he had just shaved
bobbyfinger: hahahahhaa
photoshop it
test your theory
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